News Agency Says LaHood Has Ulterior Motive For Stepping Down
Well, I knew there had to be more to it than the "I'm retiring" story.
Satirical news source The Onion says U.S. Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood is stepping down from his post for a more sinister reason than needing some time to play golf; they're blaming him for the disapearance of a country road.
Here's the story, but remember, if the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit. Or something like that anyway.
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SRTC is the federally designated Metropolitan Planning Organization (MPO) for Spokane County. Urbanized areas with populations exceeding 50,000 people are required to have an MPO. SRTC was formed to address the county's transportation planning needs. It provides coordination in planning between the public, cities, small towns, the county, the state, transit providers, and tribes.
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